Welcome, esteemed members of the Committee of Conundrums. It has come to our attention that the decision to serve Tacos of Disappointment on Tuesday has been abandoned. Due to unforeseen circumstances, the tacos have been replaced with...

...Pizzas of Desperation.

We understand that this may come as a shock to some of you, but rest assured that the pizzas will be equally disappointing.

For further information, visit our subpage on

Why the Pizzas are Disappointing

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, check out our sister subpage on

Tacos of Desperation